Man one of the game of thrones writers really hates penises.

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

la-dolce-far-niente:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

It’s called a blowjob.

frompillow:

‘They had lights inside their eyes’

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES