My life consists, and basically always has consisted, of attempts at writing,...– Franz Kafka (via lucjanlocke)
Start of sentence: omfg
Middle of sentence: omfg
End of sentence: omfg
Job description: omfg
Marriage certificate: omfg
First name: omfg
Middle name: omfg
Last name: omfg
Vocabulary consists of: omfg
skitzing: I miss you, like everyday Wanna be with you, but you’re away I said I miss you, missing you insane But if I got with you, could it feel the same?
I think that if I met a guy who loved Portal, Avatar Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist, Miyazaki, and dragons as much as I do then that would be okay and the world would be at peace.
This world we live in is but thickened light.– Emerson (via nirvikalpa)
why do guys force me into these awkward one sided sex talks. and yeah I could easily just say “yo no stop right there” but I feel like my responses of “hahahahhahahhahaaha” should make it pretty obvious that as you are asking me if you can go down on me that I’m just sitting here laughing at you. because i say “hahahah” which is internet for “I am...
I REALIZED WHY I DON’T LIKE STEFAN FROM VAMPIRE DIARIES 1) for a very short (yet still prominent) time at the beginning of the series he kept a diary 2) he looks like justin bieber
venusaurphobia: Freshman year I rushed a sorority too hard and it fell over fml.
I KNEW IT. He said in another text a bit later, “if you’re still interested….”
You know, I always feel like summer is going to be awesome and relaxing and crazy and then I always end up at the same place
Cat city bitch, cat cat city bitch.
OMG the news is playing in the livingroom and i hear it and teenagers are drinking hand sanitizer DON’T DRINK THAT!!!! THAT’S FOR YOUR HANDS YA’LL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
i decided to drink a four loko simply because i had nothing else to drink and the water here from the tap tastes like butt and woooooooooooooow i can’t
I want to delete you from facebook but that’s way too final for me. I can’t let that go just yet.
officialbxtch: what if god was one of us had a blog like one of us sent anons like one of us
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all...– Rainer Marie Rilke (via katelizabeth)
For me, sleeping is a waste of time. I’m afraid to sleep. It’s a form of death.– Edith Piaf (via katelizabeth)
I hate facebook. I haven’t thought about you in days and one damn photo pops up on my newsfeed and uwnfiewnrjfn. Fuck off, facebook.